♫ Chris Korte - cekay.de

How annoying people or to bring Austicken

1. Leave the copy machine with the settings reduce 200%, extra dark, A1, 99 copies
2. Write to the memo field of all checks "for sexual favors"
3. Join in the order in the Drive-In clear, all this "is to go"
4. If you have a glass eye from time to type with the stylus on the other hand, while you are talking to other
5. Join to small ketchup sachets
6. Insist to have windshield wipers running in all weather conditions in order to "tune"
7. Reply to everything they say to you with "that's what you think"
8. Practice fax and modem noises
9. Mark meaningless information in scientific journals and send you to browse at your boss
10. Mach beep when a large person walks backwards
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in conformity of prophecy"
12. Signaled that a conversation is terminated by you you holding your ears with both hands and face and
13. Building your pen apart and flick "from bear" the Farbmiene through space
14. Howler a few random numbers when someone is counting on
15. Control your TV so that all people look all green and make clear "that you so like"
16. Books pages in half
17. Explore in public how slowly you can make a croaking noise
18. Horn and wave to unknown
19. Deny yourself in a restaurant to be accompanied to a table and eat away the candy at the checkout
20. WRITE ONLY IN CAPS
21. only write in lower case
22. do not use punctuation
23. Purchase a few traffic cones and all roads lead to
24. Repeat the following conversation a few dozen times:
    "Can you hear that?"
    "What?"
    "Oh no, now it's gone."
25. Instead of going hop as often as possible
26. attempt to play the overture from William Tell by you knock on your chin. If you are just before the end you say "Oh, I've wasted" and start from scratch
27. Ask people what sex they are
28. shake that head like a parakeet, while you were giving a presentation
29. Sit in the front garden and keep a hair dryer in the direction of passing cars, watch it slow down if some
30. Sing with during an opera
31. Go to a poet Lecture and ask why not all poems rhyme
32. Ask your employees mysterious questions and notated them in a notebook. Whisper softly something about "psychological profile" in front of you towards

freely translated by Chris Korte - found on artlung.com

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